he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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