So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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