I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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