"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
we should paint friendship bongs
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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