I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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