Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
