Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
