I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
The air taste purple.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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