video games are the ultimate cock blocker
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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