There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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