I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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