so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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