idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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