with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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