Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
where am i from again
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
high people should be assigned attendants
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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