I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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