it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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