Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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