Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
