He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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