Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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