Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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