How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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