Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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