"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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