someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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