why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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