Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
It's just like the Real World with babies
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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