So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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