So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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