Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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