do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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