so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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