yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
