i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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