somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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