what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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