butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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