just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I stole a fireplace last night.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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