I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
And then my night got REAL pukey
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
