No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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