May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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