So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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