So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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