her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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