she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Randomize