And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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