I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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