Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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