i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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