Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Randomize
