Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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