yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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