Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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