So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so that wasnt chicken after all
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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